For those of you who know what I’m talking about, rock on!
For those of you who don’t, you seriously need to re-evaluate the time you waste on the internet. If there was ever a worthwhile time-waster, MLIA is it.
I’ve been addicted for several weeks now, and Dear Boy and I spend a lot of time chuckling over them. I’ve gotten to the point where I catch myself composing the little vignettes in my life into MLIA format out of habit. And, since I doubt I’ll ever reach the level of awesomeness required to actually have a story on MLIA, I thought I would share some of those that have occurred to me over the last few days.
Today, while trying to carry on a serious conversation with a loan officer, I went to check on Ladybug, who was supposed to be sleeping. Not only was she awake, she was buck naked and cheerfully playing with her dollies. I had to explain to the banker I wasn’t laughing at him, I was laughing at my future streaker. MLIA.
Today, I went to get my 6 month old up from her nap. I asked her if she was happy to see me; she pooped her pants. I’ll take that as a yes. MLIA.
Today, I started to freak out and call my husband when a stranger walked out of my bathroom. Turned out, the stranger was my husband. I’d forgotten he was growing a beard. I almost ordered my husband to kill himself. MLIA.
Today, I found a piece of Ninja flair to post to my Facebook page. When I went to look at it, I couldn’t find it. Well played, Ninja flair. MLIA
…I could go on, but I won’t for now. I’ll keep a running list and post more occasionally. In the meantime, how average is your life?