Out of Context: II

Way back at the end of April, I created this post out of a conversation I had with my brother (if you haven’t read it yet, do. Otherwise what follows will make absolutely no sense, instead of okay-I-get-it-but-you-must’ve-been-dropped-on-your-head-as-a-baby sense). I know you’re all hanging onto the edge of your seats (and hold tight, as it’s a long drop) to know how the conversation ended. And because I love nothing more than pandering to others to get attention, here you go:

Jay: Anyway, no.
What amazing trade show is happening in Las Vegas that you’ve probably never heard of?

Carolynn: Uh… “The AMAZING Trade Show That Carolynn Has Never Heard Of!”

Jay: I’m sure the internet would tell you if you asked.
But I’ll give you a hint first.

Carolynn: Hmm…. National… Arborist… Bacchanalia…

Ah, that was a good year.
Jay: I do like arborists, but they don’t get me this excited.

Carolynn: National… American… Brainwashing…

On a positive note, drool makes a great skin softener.
Jay: Nope…another great organization, but not it.

Carolynn: National… Apple… Bath time…

Jay: Nope
Apples don’t take baths silly…

Carolynn: They do if they’re getting ready for bob-for-apples.

“Mr. Smith? The iLights are still on on your iCar. Can I use your iKey to turn them off?”
Jay: That’s apples, not Apples.
This association is related to my job.
I keep thinking of joining.

Carolynn: National… Association… of BOOYA!!

You only wish you were this cool.

About Carolynn the Dyer

If I've learned one thing by having three children in four years, it's that babies are not, in fact, the best birth control. ... Okay, just kidding. I've really learned that laughter is the only way to survive the wilds of parenthood, and life in general. Also, that it is indeed possible to do dishes, parent, and carry on a conversation at the same time. If that sounds like fun, or just impossible, then come join me on my blog--and join me in the jungle.
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