Tag Archives: Beauty

Ruined

I say things, and then suddenly become paranoid that I’ve ruined my children forever. And then I google it because google is the oracle, and inevitably some amazing guru of child-rearing has at some point said that you should never ever … Continue reading

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Tailored

Or, How I Almost Ruined My Mother’s Birthday The Mother (AKA Giver of Life and Nana to my children) had a big birthday this month (I think she’s 19 now) and The Dad made some major plans to surprise her. … Continue reading

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Donate

You know how, when you were a kid, you’d hear things that wouldn’t make much sense? Like when I ruined dinner and Ladybug asked me what happened; she became very concerned when I replied, “I killed it.” Whoa. Time to … Continue reading

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Milestones or Millstones?

When Ladybug was a baby, I always said smugly, “Oh, I don’t pay much attention to the milestones thing. They’re just averages, anyway,” before I proceeded to explain how far ahead of the curve she was. She was (yes, I’m … Continue reading

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